Life Is A Dry Handjob (As Told By Ginger)


When I was Little i slid down a slide and i shit you not there was a big ass crab just chilling. My name is Justin "Koka" Jusino. I like surfing, skating, and keepin' it real. I like to run. not for track, like running on the sidewalk. I'm a free spirit and i'll give you a ride in my car for an Italian sub with provolone cheese. If you no liek me, i poop on you door 'n' grave, mumfucka. I love you all, follow me on instagram: capnflapjack
Oh, and i like to surf and skate.
tmills:

It’s funny that this happened while I was at an auction for this painting. This painting that didn’t sell. None of them sold. Like sad orphans at a carnival, all three hung in the midst of a paper bag and rattlesnake skin installation with a political message (?), a painting of a henna tattooed elephant that looked like it was about to say “namaste”, and a still life of a tea pot with a starting bid set at $4000. The elephant sold for an embarrassingly high price, naturally.

tmills:

It’s funny that this happened while I was at an auction for this painting. This painting that didn’t sell. None of them sold. Like sad orphans at a carnival, all three hung in the midst of a paper bag and rattlesnake skin installation with a political message (?), a painting of a henna tattooed elephant that looked like it was about to say “namaste”, and a still life of a tea pot with a starting bid set at $4000. The elephant sold for an embarrassingly high price, naturally.

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    Time to put this up for bidding on Tumblr, then. I’d edit your post with a link ASAP. ;)
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  7. langer said: wait! i would like to buy this!! can we email??
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